Funny Joke ‣ At This Time of Night

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies,

“I am on my way to a lessons about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asks,

“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies,

“That would be my wife.”

Another Joke: Excuse for speeding

A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asked for the driver’s license, the driver argued,

“Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me.”

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