Paddy and Mick are on holiday and are running out of money when they see a sign that reads “Spend 10 minutes in a room with a million flies and earn £200”.
So Mick goes in first and spends 1 minute in the room before running out yelling “F*ck that, I can’t breathe, them fuckin flies are in my mouth!”
“You’ll never do it Paddy”.
Paddy says”No sweat, Mick, get me in there”
So Paddy goes in and spends the full 10 minutes in the room then comes out Mick says”F*ckin hell Paddy!! How the fuck did ya do that?”.
Paddy says “Easy Mick, I done a sh*t in one corner and sat in the other!”
