As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks,
“Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
“Here, iron this!”.
Another Joke: Not Lost
A traveler came to a river one day. He hired boatman to take him to the other side. It was a windy day and the waves were very high. So the traveler was a little afraid.
“Are you sure we can cross the river safely?” he asked.
“Of course,” answered the boatman. The boat left the bank.
“Has anyone ever been lost here before?” the anxious traveler asked again.
“Never,” the boatman answered calmly. “My brother was drowned here last week, but we found him the next day.”