Funny Joke ‣ Fishing Trip And Blue Pajamas

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.

We’ll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We’re leaving from the office and I will swing bythe house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.

“The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following week end he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike, but why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”

You’ll love this… The wife replies, “I did, they’re in your tackle box.”

Another Joke: Even worse

“How is business?” asked Leo, as he walked into his friend’s dress shop.

“Terrible,” complained Tom. “Business is awful. Yesterday I sold only one dress, and today it’s even worse.”

“How could it be even worse?” asked Leo.

“Today the customer returned the dress she bought yesterday.”

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