At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.
After settling in, he met a neighbour who was also an old man.
“Say, is this really a healthy place?”
“It sure is,” the man replied.
“When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said Bill. “How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”
Another Joke: The climate here doesn’t agree with me
The local weatherman was often in his forecasts, so he applied for a transfer.
“Why do you want to be transferred?” wrote the headquarters.
“Because,” the forecaster answered, ” the climate here doesn’t agree with me.”
