Funny Joke ‣ Good News And Bad News

Emma dialed her husband, Mark, at his busy workplace.

Her voice trembled with excitement.

“We need to talk,” she said breathlessly.

Mark sighed on the other end of the line. “I’m swamped with work, Emma. Can it wait?”

“But I’ve got news—both good and bad—for you, darling,” Emma insisted.

Mark hesitated. “Alright, sweetheart. Since time is scarce, hit me with the good news first!”

Emma’s voice softened. “Well, Mark, the airbag works.”

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