Funny Joke ‣ Job Opening

Having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant, a man went to Harley Street in London for more information.

Knowing that nowadays job advertisers aren’t able to discriminate against the applicant’s gender, he was very interested.

He went in and asked the secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him: “This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist.

You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas,

applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you’ll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist’s examination.”

Then she told him, “The annual salary is £65,000 and if you’re interested, you’ll have to go to Aberdeen.”

“My goodness!” exclaimed the man, “Is that where the job is?”

She answered, “No, that’s where the end of the queue is…”

Another Joke: Let me show you how

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said,

“Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom — I’ll show you how.”

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