The Skipper, who was seriously ill, underwent an examination by a doctor while his wife looked on.
After the check-up, the doctor gestured for her to join him in the corridor.
“Your husband is very sick,” the doctor said. “Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival:
“First, fix him three healthy meals a day.
Next, give him a stress-free environment and don’t complain about anything.
Finally, have s*x and oral s*x with him every day.”
The doctor left and the woman returned to her husband’s room.
“What did the doctor say?” he asked.
“I’m sorry, m’dear,” she said, “but he said you’re not going to make it.”
