Funny Joke ‣ Leap of Love: A Frog’s Psychic Prediction

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline:

The frog asks the psychic, “When will I find a girlfriend?”

The psychic says, “I see you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”

Another Joke: I want it to be a surprise

Lady: I’d like to buy a sweater for my dog.

Clerk: What size?

Lady: I have no idea.

Clerk: Well, why don’t you bring in the dog and try one on?

Lady: Oh, I can’t do that. I want it to be a surprise.

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