Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.
Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline:
The frog asks the psychic, “When will I find a girlfriend?”
The psychic says, “I see you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
Another Joke: I want it to be a surprise
Lady: I’d like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don’t you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can’t do that. I want it to be a surprise.