Brian sat at the breakfast table one sunny Sunday morning, engrossed in the morning news.
His eyes scanned the headlines, and there it was—a juicy article about a stunning film star planning to marry a football player.
Not just any football player, mind you, but one renowned for his on-field aggression and off-field antics.
Oh, and let’s not forget his IQ—rumor had it he was “as thick as two planks.”
Brian, like any man who enjoys the sound of his own voice, couldn’t resist sharing this gem.
He turned to his wife, Muriel, and declared, “You know, Muriel, I’ll never understand why the biggest idiots end up with the most attractive partners.”
Muriel, ever quick-witted, looked up from her crossword puzzle and replied, “Why, Brian, thank you for the compliment!”
