Funny Joke ‣ Tea, Opera, and Old Dress

Mildred and Agnes, two “seasoned” spinsters, were chatting over tea. Mildred:

“I’ve been asked out by that charming Mr. Simmons. I recall you had tea with him just the other day, and I wanted to get your thoughts before I respond.”

Agnes: “Oh, let me tell you. He arrived at my doorstep right on time at 7 P.M., looking dapper in his tweed jacket, and handed me the loveliest bouquet of daisies!

Then he escorted me downstairs, and what do you know; a horse-drawn carriage, complete with a top-hatted coachman, awaited us.

He whisked me away to a delightful dinner; the finest pea soup, freshly baked bread, a touch of caviar, and a spot of tea. Afterwards, we attended the most enchanting puppet show.

I must say, Mildred, it was so delightful I nearly fainted from joy! But when we returned to my place, he suddenly became a WILD BEAST.

Utterly berserk, he shredded my brand new shawl and serenaded me with opera, not once, not twice, but thrice!”

Mildred: “My stars! Are you suggesting I decline his invitation?”

Agnes: “Heavens, no! Just… perhaps wear something you wouldn’t mind getting dress to pieces.”

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