Funny Joke ‣ The Healing Kisses

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A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park.

She says, “My ear hurts me…”

He kisses it gently and asks, “Is it better now, my darling?”

“It’s all gone,” giggles the girl, “but now I have a pain here,” and she points to her neck.

The boy kisses it tenderly and asks, “Better now, sweet pea?”

“It’s all healed, my love! But now I have a very bad pain here,” she replies and points to her clavicle.

“Excuse me,” politely interrupts an old man from a neighboring bench, “this is really impressive! Do you heal hemorrhoids as well?”

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