A married couple is sleeping soundly.
Suddenly the phone rings at 2 o’clock in the morning.
The wife picks up the phone, listens for a moment and says,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hangs up.
The husband, meanwhile awake, says, “Who was that?”
The wife answers, “I don’t know; some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”
Another Joke: What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”
