Funny Joke ‣ Where Were You?

Steve rushed into a crowded tavern on a Saturday night.

The place was packed, men and women stood three deep at the bar.

Our man, who felt nature calling urgently, looked about him but couldn’t see anything that resembled a bathroom.

When he saw a stairway he raced up the steps to the second floor in his desperate search.

Just as his bowels threatened to erupt, he spotted a one foot by one foot hole in the floor.

Now, at the end of his control, he decided to take advantage of the hole.

He dropped his pants, hunched over the hole, and did his thing.

Thoroughly relieved and relaxed, he sauntered down the steps to find, to his surprise, that the bar which was crowded a few minutes ago, was now empty.

“Hey!” he yelled to the empty room, “Where is everyone?”

From behind the bar a voice responded, “Where were you when the poop hit the fan?”

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