Funny Joke ‣ Introducing Newcomers to College

The Dean of Women thought fit to touch the subject of s*x morality.

She exclaimed, “In moments of temptation, ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”

At the end of the lecture she asked if there were any questions.

One of the girls timidly raised her hand and said: “Could you tell us how you make it last one hour?”

Another Joke: Pregnancy

Nina and Lisa were chatting at the wild New Year’s Party.

Lisa says to Nina in a low voice, “I have to be so careful that I don’t get pregnant!”

Nina asks, “Why, I thought your husband has been sterilized?”

“That’s exactly the reason!” exclaims Lisa.

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