Henry Gauzeman was the Proprietor of the happy valley mental institution.
He was interviewed on prime time television.
“Ladies and gentlemen, today construction engineers have completed the three month task of building an Olympic swimming pool for all our inmates, can you just see the joy on their faces as they bounce about wearing flippers, trying to ride inflatable toys, and doing swan dives off the diving board.”
So what do you predict Henry”..???
“These people are going to experience so much more fun tomorrow when we fill the pool with water.””…
Another Joke:Very Stupid Robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”
The second one said, “But we’re on the 13 th floor!”
The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious!”