In the quiet of the evening, a wise old woman realized she had forgotten to turn off the lamp in her art studio, which was nestled in the garden.
As the night deepened, she and her husband heard the faint sound of whispers. Peering out, they spotted two figures slipping through the shadows into the studio.
Gripped by fear, they immediately phoned the authorities.
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, “Don’t worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!”
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, “I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.”
The old man replied, “I thought you said, there weren’t any officers available.”
