Tom and Jack, are walking down the street when Jack turns to tom and says, “Tom, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same, would you give me one?”
Tom says, “Jack, how long do we go back? Thirty years? We’ve been best friends since school, and if I had two of those Mercedes, top-of-the-line cars with all the trimmings, exactly the same, yeah, I would give the other one to you.”
So, they keep walking. After a couple of minutes, Tom turns to Jack and says, “Jack, if you had two of those luxury type yachts, you know, with all the modern conveniences, and they were exactly the same, would you give one of them to me?”
Jack says, “Tom, you and me are like brothers, you were best man at my wedding, you attended my son’s wedding, we have gone to the same lodge together for all these years.
If I had two of those luxury yachts, exactly the same with all the modern conveniences, then yeah tom, I really would give the other one to you.”
They keep walking. A couple of minutes later, Jack turns to tom, “Tom, if you had two chickens…”
“Now hold on there! Jack, you KNOW I’ve got two Chickens!”