Funny Joke ‣ Archbishop’s Crossword Puzzle

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Texan Archbishop is on the same flight.

“This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the man of the cloth sits down in the seat next to him.

Shortly after take-off, the Texan Archbishop begins a crossword puzzle.

Almost immediately, he turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt’?”

Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Archbishop that. There must be another word.”

The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Archbishop, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’.”

“Of course,” says the Archbishop. “Do you have an eraser?”

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