A boy scout, a priest and a top government advisor are all on a small plane being flown to an award ceremony.
Half way through the tripthe pilot suddenly gasps and slumps over.
The priest and the boy scout rush to his aid as he gasps “Sorry, don’t think I’m gonna make it! Plane is on auto heading towards sea… Only two parachutes, sorry.. Aaaah!” And he dies!
Before they can react the rear door opens and when they look back they find the government advisor strapping himself in and ready to jump as he says
“Sorry chaps, but I am known as ‘Superbrain’ and I give vital advice to our leaders so I must save myself- it’s in the National interest, sorry” and with that -he jumps!
Priest “You must take the other ‘chute my son, you are a young man and I have made my peace with God.”
Boy scout: “Don’t worry about it, theres two parachutes left. Mr. ‘Superbrain’ has just jumped out wearing my haversack!”
